A Christmas Theory Proposed by The Middle

According to The Middle, people for years have been misunderstanding the story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. His interpretation is as follows:

There are actually very few flying reindeer in the world. Only those that fly would be raised at the North Pole. When the song refers to “all of the other reindeer” it makes it sound as if there are a lot of them, which isn’t true. There was really just one other reindeer Rudolph’s age and that reindeer was Olive. Olive, the other reindeer. And it was Olive that used to laugh and call him names and wouldn’t let him join in any reindeer games.

So, there you have it. From the mouth of the boy who can twist any reality to fit his own.

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