You can’t put Sour Skittles on a tuna sandwich
You can’t wash the cat in the toilet
You can’t spread butter with a stick
You can’t cut through the screen on your bedroom window just to beat your brother to the swing
Don’t handcuff the dog
That should get us through the next week or so. I hope
July 19th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
If it had only been a little longer, I would’ve fallen out of my chair! Mine don’t seem so bad after this… but that may only be because we don’t have a cat or handcuffs.
July 20th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I can relate.. unfortunately…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
These are just the rules for this week. They’ll be forgotten and I’ll be issuing new directives within the next 10-12 hours.